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106.
God made whiskey, god made pepsi, god made me so sexy! god made rivers, god made lakes, god made u.........well we all make mistakes!
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ONESHOT *MM* 4.89

107.
What 2 things in the air can make a girl pregnant? her feet
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ONESHOT *MM* 4.89

108.
Sex is like a pack of pringles! once you pop you can't stop!!
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ONESHOT *MM* 4.89

109.
Can u believe things ppl do??!! i was sitting next to a guy in mandir, in the middle of the aarti, he lit a cigarette. i was so shocked, i nearly dropped my beer!
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Farabi 4.89

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Hey friend remember dat without stupidity there can be no wisdom & without ugliness there can be no beauty? so the world needs YOU after all!
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shelz 4.89

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