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116.
Sardar wins 20 cr from rs. 20 lottery ticket.dealer gave 11 cr after deducting tax. angry sardar: "give me 20 cr or else return my 20 rs back.!
VOTE: 1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10
hummagal 4.88

117.
Feeling bored? think of me! feeling sad? call me! feeling lonely? meet me! feeling hot? oh no no! drink coca cola & enjoy!!
VOTE: 1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10
Sara. K 4.88

118.
Y men r like computers 1)dey r useless until u turn dem on 2)dey have lots of data but r still clueless 3)as soon as u pick 1 a better model cums on the market!
VOTE: 1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10
Moazzam 4.88

119.
U r going 2 b proceded 2 court 4 being very sexy nd horny. if u ll be found guilty u ll b sentenced 2, 3hrs of raw sex with me. how do you please?
VOTE: 1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10
gef 4.88

120.
Two couples go on a holiday. they decide 2 swap partners. after 10hrs of wild sex, one guy says "best time in 10hrs, lets go & c how the girls r doing".
VOTE: 1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10
Maddy 4.88

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