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36.
Hello I am a virus and I am entering your brain right now...Sorry I am leaving now, I can't find a brain
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anon. 4.59

37.
Two men at a bar struck up a conversation.one of them said you think u have family problem/listen to my situationl:a few days ago i met a young widow with a grown up daughter and we got married. later my father married my stepdaughter.that made my stepdaughter my stepmotherand my father became my stepson.also my wife became mother-in-law of her father-in-law.then the daughter of mywife,my stepmother had a son.so i am my own granpa.
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ANU 4.58

38.
Your mu friend cause your: sensational, honest, independent and terrific. in short ur s.h.i.t.
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Kunta21 4.58

39.
Man they got me at the police station : 4 possesion of good looks. they said i need an ugly person 2 bail me out. u busy?
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Delicious 2006 4.58

40.
Wakey,wakey,rise n shine out of bed into mines ur so sexy, ur so fine need ur body on top of mines if u want me in the sack lick ur lips n text me back!
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anon. 4.58

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