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46.
How to impress a man: Show up naked, bring beer
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anon. 4.58

47.
What did the blonde say when the doctor told her she was pregnant? is it mine?
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rach 4.58

48.
I wish I were a ring Upon my girlfriend's hand, 'Cause everytime she'd wipe her rear I'd see the promised land....
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anon. 4.58

49.
The average woman would rather have beauty than brains,because the average man can see better than he can think
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anon. 4.58

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When a man talks dirty 2 a women, its sexual harassmentwhen a women talks dirty 2 a man, its ?3.95 per minute!
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anon. 4.58

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