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Why did they call it PMS?Mad cow disease was already taken!
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anon. 4.77

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If u delete this message thats bcoz u love me. if u save it thats bcoz u desire me & if u ignore it thats bcoz u miss me. so what u gonna do with it?
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jinu paul 4.65

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GOD is so wise that he never created FRIENDS with pricetags, Because..... if He did, I can't afford a precious FRIEND like YOU!!!
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anon. 4.62

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Sardar 2 his friend:yr ur bhabi is very afraid of water. friend: how cum? sardar:last evening i returned home n she was sitting in a bath tub with security gaurd.
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Nadoo 4.61

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Little johnny came running into the house and asked, "mommy, can little girls have babies?" "no," said his mom, "of course not." little johnny then ran back outside and his mom heard him yell to his friends, "it's okay, we can play that game again!"
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Auzzi 4.61

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