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Why did they call it PMS?Mad cow disease was already taken!
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anon. 4.72

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If u delete this message thats bcoz u love me. if u save it thats bcoz u desire me & if u ignore it thats bcoz u miss me. so what u gonna do with it?
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jinu paul 4.65

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GOD is so wise that he never created FRIENDS with pricetags, Because..... if He did, I can't afford a precious FRIEND like YOU!!!
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anon. 4.62

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If you think you are fat, then you must buy an extra large top.
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gfunk 4.60

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I go 2 sleep without u. i wake up needing u. i can't make though da day without u. im hooked on u. damn that caffeine!
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Los124 4.59

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