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16.
Hello I am a virus and I am entering your brain right now...Sorry I am leaving now, I can't find a brain
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anon. 4.75

17.
Sorry to disturb u. its very urgent. can u sent ur photo by fax, serious matter has comeup. actually we were playing cards and the joker is missing. ha ha
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Nowxy 4.74

18.
Man they got me at the police station : 4 possesion of good looks. they said i need an ugly person 2 bail me out. u busy?
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Delicious 2006 4.74

19.
I want u 2 know that our friendship means a lot 2 me. U cry, I cry. U laugh.. I laugh. U jump out of d window.. I look down n then.. I laugh again.. hahaha
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anon. 4.74

20.
A Teacher asked to write a chemical symbol for water. A Student Wrote in his note book 'HIJKLMNO' Teacher saw that and asked, 'Why are you writing like this?' Student replied, 'Yesterday you only told that chemical symbol of water is 'H to O'(H2O)
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rach 4.74

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