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96.
I'm late for work because the train driver had an out of body experience and didn't come back for a day and a half.
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Farabi 4.50

97.
Q: what is the definition of old age? a: when it takes the whole night to do what you used to do the whole night!
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Moazzam 4.50

98.
Gomer pyle is with his girlfriend bunny and he says, "bunny, can i put my finger in your belly button?" she answers, "why gomer, how forward, but i guess so." a few minutes pass and bunny says in a surprised tone, "why gomer, that isn't my belly button!
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Moazzam 4.50

99.
Urs so sexy u drive me insane. i luv u so much my heart is in pain. ur sexy voice puts me to slumber. awwhhh shit i got the wrong number.
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Mischell 4.50

100.
The times we shared is like shooting star... the time is short but really beautiful moments.... Forever engraved in our hearts.... Friends forever~!!!
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anon. 4.50

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