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116.
Teacher : "what do you call a person who keeps on talking when people are no longer interested?" pupil : "a teacher".
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Rausham 4.42

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In the day's of old when men were cold, women cunt use to shine like gold, in time's like these and wood like peas women cunt hav no time to make cheese!
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Kunta21 4.40

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Q: why are condoms like cameras? a: they both capture the moment
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Moazzam 4.40

119.
If u have 1 father call me. if u have 2 fathers sms me. if u have 3 fathers misscall me. if i m ur father just ignore this message
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MURSALiiN 4.39

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Left saggy tittie says 2 right saggy tittie, "we have 2 get some support or people will think we are nuts"
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Arthur 4.39

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