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111.
If i ever go for a brain transplant, i'd like 2 use ur brain.its not coz ur a genius. i wud only lyk a brain tat has never been used.
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anwarkadampuzha 4.43

112.
Money: can buy a house, but not a home. can buy a clock, but not time. can buy sex, but not love. so pass me all ur $ n let me suffer 4 u
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confinate 4.43

113.
Sex is lyk fanta(just do it), lyk coke(enjoy), lyk pepsi(ask 4 more), lyk absa(2day, 2moro, 2geda), lyk u(love u lots).
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debs4lyf 4.43

114.
Mary mary quite contrairy how does your garden grow? listen you prat i live in a flat so how the damn do i know.
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mapholoba 4.43

115.
Wat do u call a egg in a stright jacket?........a mad yok
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CJ 4.43

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