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121.
A guy ask a gal:can i buy u a drink?and she said no alcohol is bad 4 my legs..the guy says:oh what do they do swell? she said:no they spread!
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COLTRANE 4.38

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Do u know whats the difference between smart and stupits?the smarts are send this sms,and the stupits are reading this sms.
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anon. 4.38

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U're the perfect person that i know so nice so sweet always on mind so kind and very special but there is something wrong..... wrong send aq!!!!!!!!!joke lng
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Cleonie 4.38

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Q: do you know why they call it the wonder bra? a: when you take it off, you wonder where the breasts went
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Moazzam 4.38

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A judge charged rs. 1142/- fine to an accused of rape. when asked why rs. 1142/-, judge replied: rs 1000 for rape & 10.2% entertainment tax & 4% vat
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Atish 4.36

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