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126.
Smeone still loves u, smeone stil craez 4u, smeone stil whisprz ur nme in my pryerz,you arent jst a memry or prt of da past, ur prt ov my life as lng as it lastz...
VOTE: 1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10
*jAmEnA* 4.87

127.
Afridi made 100 runs from 37 balls.its a simple recod. the real recod was created by king khalid, who made 100 sons from just 2 balls.
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Usman Khan 4.87

128.
To get succes:1)define ur self.2)never give up. 3)plan u r future. 4)realize the value of time. 5)think+ve. 6)say my name 10000 times :-)
VOTE: 1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10
corn 4.87

129.
What are 3 words you never wanna hear whilst making love? Honey, I'm home!
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anon. 4.87

130.
He animals of a jungle have decided to hold a meeting. The lion has come, the tiger has come, the elephant has come, the monkey has come.. But The meeting hasn't started. Guess why ? Because the Donkey is busy reading this SMS !
VOTE: 1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10
Soly 4.87

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