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101.
All the love that history knows is said to be in every rose!Yet all the love that could be found in two, is less than what I feel for you.
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anon. 4.90

102.
Why do farts smell? For benefit of the deaf.
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anon. 4.90

103.
U look good from far, but far from good!
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Ande 4.90

104.
How can i spell s-ccess without u? or c-te without u? or -niq-e? looks like i can't even have f-n or any good l-uck without u
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Batatis14 4.89

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A sardar enters shop and shouts,where is my free gift with this cooking oil ? man:-there is nothing free with this sir, sardar:-oye! it's written cholestrol free
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Shalvin 4.89

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