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81.
Congratulations! Your application for an Extreme Makeover has been accepted, your paperbag is in the mail.
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airetos 4.91

82.
Women r unique, dey can release BLOOD 4-5 days w/out DYING supply MILK 6-12 mos w/out SPOILING, and make HOTDOGS hard for 20-40 mins. w/out FREEZING
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elise 4.91

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Man goes to medical shop and ask for the poison. Shopkeeper:I can't give sell you that. Man shows his wife's photo. Shopkeeper:Ohh sorry i didn't know tht u had a priscription..
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sonu.. 4.91

84.
When a man talks dirty to a woman, it's sexual harassment. When a woman talks dirty to a man, it's $3.95 per minute.
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anon. 4.91

85.
Ur brain is great its divided in 2 two parts, left and right. in the right nothings left and in left nothincs right!!!!!
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shelz 4.91

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