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86.
Roses are red violets are blue sugar is sweet and so are you, but wait the roses are dead,the violets are in threads and the sugar bowl is emty just like your head
VOTE: 1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10
nel nel 4.91

87.
Boy:Can I touch ur software? Girl:1st show me ur hardware. Boy:Should I Instal It With In Ur System? Girl:Cover It With Antivirus n den install.
VOTE: 1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10
Ali Khan 4.91

88.
What is the difference between a woman and a magnet? Magnets have a positive side!
VOTE: 1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10
gryphon 4.91

89.
If u hide, i'll seek 4 u. If u r lost, i'll search 4 u. If u'll leave, i'll wait 4 u. If days take u away 4m me, i'll fight 4 u. But, if u stop sending msgs, i'll kill you.
VOTE: 1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10
Soly 4.91

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Girl:-is dress ka kya price hai? shopkeeper:- 5 kisses girl:-aur us dress ka? shopkeeper:-10 kisses girl:-wo dono dress pack kar do bill dadi denge.....
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anon. 4.90

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