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How a commentator will describe a naked woman "two points, a silly point, leg square, little bit grass on the pitch , easy to bat ....!
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What the longest thing u ever stand..? the earth la stupiakkk..:p
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Today its cool to have small cars and small computers.Soon it will be cool to have a small penis too.then you my friend will be THE MAN!!
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Why do blonde nurses bring red magic markers to work? In case they have to draw blood.
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Why'd the couple stop after 3 children? Cos they heard every fourth child born is chinese.
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