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56.
When I was a dog, and you were a flower, I walked over you and gave you a shower!!
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gryphon 4.92

57.
What's black and white which u cross? zebra
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sav 4.92

58.
What do u do if a somalian is drowning? throw in a polo mint
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rach 4.92

59.
A successful man is one who makes more money than his wife can spend
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gryphon 4.92

60.
It's important to find a man who has money, a man who adores you,a man who is great in the sack. It's also imprtant that these 3 men should never meet!
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anon. 4.92

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