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36.
Hey can u do me a favour, take a pic of urself n send me it, i'm playin cards n i'm missin the joker!!
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shelz 4.95

37.
Whats black and white and goes bang bang bang? a nun falling down a stairs
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rach 4.95

38.
I love when you go down on me, you relieve so much stress and tension. but when i feel it getting good, u go back up...damn gas prices
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valb 4.94

39.
Your provider adjusted his rates. The rate is determined by the length of your genitalia, the shorter they are, the less you pay. You can telephone for free from now on!
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anon. 4.94

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Hey can u do me a favour, take a pic of urself n send me it, i'm playin cards n i'm missin the joker!!
VOTE: 1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10
anon. 4.94

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