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36.
He broke my heart,I broke his nose!
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M+M 4.95

37.
What do u call 2 Mexicans playing basketball? Juan-On-Juan
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2coolchris 4.95

38.
Hey can u do me a favour, take a pic of urself n send me it, i'm playin cards n i'm missin the joker!!
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shelz 4.95

39.
Whats black and white and goes bang bang bang? a nun falling down a stairs
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rach 4.95

40.
I love when you go down on me, you relieve so much stress and tension. but when i feel it getting good, u go back up...damn gas prices
VOTE: 1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10
valb 4.94

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