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26.
Why do farts smell? For benefit of the deaf.
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anon. 4.95

27.
Ugly woman pushing a double buggy in town. man stops and says"they twins?" no y do thy look alike? no he says, cant belive u got shagged twice.
VOTE: 1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10
kat 4.95

28.
Hey can u do me a favour, take a pic of urself n send me it, i'm playin cards n i'm missin the joker!!
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shelz 4.95

29.
What do you get when you cross ESP with PMS? A bitch who knows everything.
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anon. 4.95

30.
Hey i saw u in tv.how smart u r,how sweet u r,how lovely u r/but i dunno y u r only coming @ the animal planet chanel...
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lyly 4.94

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