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51.
God made whiskey, god made pepsi, god made me so sexy! god made rivers, god made lakes, god made u.........well we all make mistakes!
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ONESHOT *MM* 4.93

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Someday you'll cry for me like i cried for you...someday you'll miss me like i missed you...someday you'll need me like i needed you...someday you'll love me, but i won't love you
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Farabi 4.93

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A cat falls into a puddle and a rooster starts to laugh. what is the morale of the story? a wet pussy makes a happy cock.
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ITSyUchoseME 4.93

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I enquired everything about you. good family..., good charactor..., good job..., fine personality..., can u marry my servent....???
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MeHaD 4.93

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What's black and white which u cross? zebra
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sav 4.93

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