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51.
Jesus says to John come forth ill give you eternal life. John came fifth he won a toaster
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anon. 4.92

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A successful man is one who makes more money than his wife can spend
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gryphon 4.92

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It's important to find a man who has money, a man who adores you,a man who is great in the sack. It's also imprtant that these 3 men should never meet!
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anon. 4.92

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Frnd ship is like an onion. Which has many layer nd addes taste to ur life but when u try to cut it u will get only tears.
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anon. 4.92

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Wat did chicken said wen it iz cooked with palak?Hum pay yeah kis nay hara rang dala mar dala mar dala....
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mushfira 4.92

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