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Funny Sms - Funny Messages - Funny Text - Funny Quotes 51. What do you call a Lada/Skoda at the top of a hill? A miracle. VOTE: 1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 anon. 4.93 52. Two chinese get married, they bring a son that doesn't look like anyone of them. so they called him "sam sing rong" (something wrong) :) VOTE: 1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 MM 4.92 53. Y women r like computers 1)no one really understands dem 2)all ur mistakes r stored in their memory 3)u find urself spendin all ur money on accessories for dem! VOTE: 1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 Moazzam 4.92 54. A teacher ask"wot part of the body goes to heaven first?"a child replies"feet- coz every nite i c my mum with her feet in the air screamin god i'm comin! VOTE: 1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 Moazzam 4.92 55. Who won the race between two balls of string. Answer: They were tied. VOTE: 1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 vuurhoutjies 4.92 | 6 | 7 | 8 | 9 | 10 | 11 | 12 | 13 | 14 | 15 | 16 |

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