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41.
Whats the definitoin of suspicion? A nun doing pressups in a cucumber field.
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anon. 4.93

42.
First the engagement ring, then the wedding ring, then the suffering.
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anon. 4.93

43.
What do you call a Lada/Skoda at the top of a hill? A miracle.
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anon. 4.93

44.
Two chinese get married, they bring a son that doesn't look like anyone of them. so they called him "sam sing rong" (something wrong) :)
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MM 4.92

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Y women r like computers 1)no one really understands dem 2)all ur mistakes r stored in their memory 3)u find urself spendin all ur money on accessories for dem!
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Moazzam 4.92

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