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What do u call 2 Mexicans playing basketball? Juan-On-Juan
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2coolchris 4.94

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The police are looking for a suspect described as sexy, beautiful, intelligent, funny and great in bed. Your safe, but where the fu.k will i hide.
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rux 4.94

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All the idiots, fools, donkeys and monkeys use their thumb to read the sms ................. don't change ur thumb now its too late!
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funoon 4.94

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When a man talks dirty to a woman, it's sexual harassment. When a woman talks dirty to a man, it's $3.95 per minute.
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anon. 4.94

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Question:wot is the fullform of maths? answer:mentally affected teachers harrasing students.
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blu 4.94

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