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Funny Sms - Funny Messages - Funny Text - Funny Quotes 16. Two chinese get married, they bring a son that doesn't look like anyone of them. so they called him "sam sing rong" (something wrong) :) VOTE: 1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 MM 4.97 17. A successful man is one who makes more money than his wife can spend VOTE: 1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 gryphon 4.97 18. Why mens are like commercials? because u cant believe a word they says. VOTE: 1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 Sabrina 4.97 19. Why doesn't Jesus eat M and M's? Cos they fall through his hands. VOTE: 1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 anon. 4.97 20. A teacher ask"wot part of the body goes to heaven first?"a child replies"feet- coz every nite i c my mum with her feet in the air screamin god i'm comin! VOTE: 1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 Moazzam 4.96 | 1 | 2 | 3 | 4 | 5 | 6 | 7 | 8 | 9 | 10 | 11 |

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