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Funny Sms - Funny Messages - Funny Text - Funny Quotes 31. Wts 6 inchis long?? enter in a wet hole,moves up n down.produces some white stuff n leaves a tinglin feeling..(?) dirty mind!!!! its a tooth brush VOTE: 1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 up0ma 4.94 32. Today its cool to have small cars and small computers.Soon it will be cool to have a small penis too.then you my friend will be THE MAN!! VOTE: 1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 rux 4.94 33. Jesus says to John come forth ill give you eternal life. John came fifth he won a toaster VOTE: 1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 anon. 4.94 34. Police have found a corpse badly burnt, no brain and a very large arse... Text me back so i know your ok. VOTE: 1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 rux 4.94 35. Whats black and white and goes ha ha ha? the nun that pushed her down VOTE: 1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 rach 4.94 | 2 | 3 | 4 | 5 | 6 | 7 | 8 | 9 | 10 | 11 | 12 |

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