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31.
Hubby making love with wife,son:what are u doin? dad:car mein petrol daal raha hu.. son:car ki average check karalo, abhi toh uncle ne petrol dala tha
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neha 4.96

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Friendship is like peeing in ur pants, everyone can see it but only you can feel it's warmth.
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Soly 4.96

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Warning from health ministry-to avoid birdflu, do not play or kiss or hold or suck 1 suspected bird species named kuku jiao even if u love them so much!
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DO 4.95

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On a silent night when friend r few, i close my eyes and fink of u, a silent nite, a silent tear, a silent wish,dat u were here!
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Shaiba 4.95

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Jesus says to John come forth ill give you eternal life. John came fifth he won a toaster
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anon. 4.95

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