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21.
Ugly woman pushing a double buggy in town. man stops and says"they twins?" no y do thy look alike? no he says, cant belive u got shagged twice.
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kat 4.98

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Read each word reversely: a suomaf rotcod dlot em taht ylno latnem stneitap evah eht tnelat ot daer sms neve nehw sti nettirw ylesrever> u have proved it!
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AnwarKadampuzha 4.97

23.
What when held in hands gets long goes between a woman breast and into a hole ..........a seatbelt
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angel 4.97

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I wanted 2 send u something nice that would make u smile but the postman told me to get out of the mailbox!
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anon. 4.97

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The police are looking for a suspect described as sexy, beautiful, intelligent, funny and great in bed. Your safe, but where the fu.k will i hide.
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rux 4.97

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