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Funny Sms - Funny Messages - Funny Text - Funny Quotes 21. What do u do if a somalian is drowning? throw in a polo mint VOTE: 1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 rach 4.96 22. What are 3 words you never wanna hear whilst making love? Honey, I'm home! VOTE: 1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 anon. 4.96 23. Last nite I lay in bed, looking at the stars, the beautiful sky and the endless horizon.... and suddenly I thought... where the hell is my roof? VOTE: 1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 Soly 4.96 24. Y women r like computers 1)no one really understands dem 2)all ur mistakes r stored in their memory 3)u find urself spendin all ur money on accessories for dem! VOTE: 1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 Moazzam 4.95 25. What when held in hands gets long goes between a woman breast and into a hole ..........a seatbelt VOTE: 1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 angel 4.95 | 1 | 2 | 3 | 4 | 5 | 6 | 7 | 8 | 9 | 10 | 11 |

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