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The police are looking for a suspect described as sexy, beautiful, intelligent, funny and great in bed. Your safe, but where the fu.k will i hide.
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rux 4.97

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Today, tommorow and forever there will be one heart that would always beat for you. you know whose??? your own stupid!!!
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anon. 4.96

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If you think there is good in everybody, you haven't met everybody.
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anon. 4.96

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A man can kiss his wife goodbye. A flower can kiss a butterfly.Wine can kiss a frosted glass.But u my friend can kiss my ass!
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anon. 4.96

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Hubby making love with wife,son:what are u doin? dad:car mein petrol daal raha hu.. son:car ki average check karalo, abhi toh uncle ne petrol dala tha
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neha 4.96

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