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A man wlaks in a robe n buys 2 candy bars for his girl hes he sees 3 jewish women and jumps in the busshes, he thought they were gone so he jumps out n his robe gets stuck and they were their, they say ooo! a candy machine so one pulls n he drops a bar the other says i want one and she pulls n drops a bar so then the other pulls n pulls n pulls and says ooo! hand lotion!!!!
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anon. 5.50

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Wts 6 inchis long?? enter in a wet hole,moves up n down.produces some white stuff n leaves a tinglin feeling..(?) dirty mind!!!! its a tooth brush
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up0ma 5.00

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U have such an icredible brain, diveded in left and right. In left nothing is right, in right nothing is left.
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lucky devil 5.00

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All the idiots, fools, donkeys and monkeys use their thumb to read the sms ................. don't change ur thumb now its too late!
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funoon 5.00

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What do you get when you cross ESP with PMS? A bitch who knows everything.
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anon. 5.00

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