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Great offer 4 u...! send me uur girl friend today...and get 1 chiled in return... be awere 1st 4 will be got 2 chiled...! don,t think... do hurry..!
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h2o 5.25

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Most people come into our lives and quickly leave. it is the special few that come in and leave a footprint in our hearts. and we are forever changed.
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asra 5.23

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An archaeologist is the best husband a woman can have. the older she gets, the more interested he is in her
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anas kalkal 5.22

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A man wlaks in a robe n buys 2 candy bars for his girl hes he sees 3 jewish women and jumps in the busshes, he thought they were gone so he jumps out n his robe gets stuck and they were their, they say ooo! a candy machine so one pulls n he drops a bar the other says i want one and she pulls n drops a bar so then the other pulls n pulls n pulls and says ooo! hand lotion!!!!
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anon. 5.18

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Sardar: i hav'nt slept all nite in the train. friend: y? sardar: got upper berth. friend: y did'nt u xchnged? sardar: oye, there was nobody 2 xchng in the lower berth..
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hummagal 5.17

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