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46.
God askd 2 civilengnr :wht mistake did i make in designing a women.civil engnr replied:entertainment area is close to drainage!!!
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Last nite I lay in bed, looking at the stars, the beautiful sky and the endless horizon.... and suddenly I thought... where the hell is my roof?
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Soly 4.93

48.
Whats black and white and if it fell of a tree onto u wud kill u? a piano
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rach 4.93

49.
Whats the definitoin of suspicion? A nun doing pressups in a cucumber field.
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anon. 4.93

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First the engagement ring, then the wedding ring, then the suffering.
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anon. 4.93

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