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61.
Frnd ship is like an onion. Which has many layer nd addes taste to ur life but when u try to cut it u will get only tears.
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anon. 4.92

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Wat did chicken said wen it iz cooked with palak?Hum pay yeah kis nay hara rang dala mar dala mar dala....
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mushfira 4.92

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A lil boy wrote 2 santa claus:plz send me a lil brother santa replied:fyn send me ur mother..lol
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blu 4.92

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Question:wot is the fullform of maths? answer:mentally affected teachers harrasing students.
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blu 4.92

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You with your beautiful eyes, you with your nice hair, you with your fantastic body ... o, sorry, wrong number
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anon. 4.92

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