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71.
Two blondes were driving down the road. the blonde driving looks at her friend in the passenger seat and asks her to see if her blinker is working. so the blonde looks out the window and says, ''yes. no. yes. no.''
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bootlegclan 4.91

72.
Why are egyptian`s children always confused? bcoz after death,their daddy becomes the mummy
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asra 4.91

73.
A cat falls into a puddle and a rooster starts to laugh. what is the morale of the story? a wet pussy makes a happy cock.
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ITSyUchoseME 4.91

74.
Dream a dream 2nite as u sleep.smile a smile 2morrow that u may keep.may all of ur dreams and wishes come true cause i could`nt find a better friend like u!
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anas kalkal 4.91

75.
I saw sumthing in da shop window 2day. it was stunning cute beautiful & adorable. i was supposed 2buy it 4u till i realised it was my own reflection.
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JiGz OnLiNe 4.91

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