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91.
In case of fire read this sms...................i say in case of fire ......................... in case of fire u idiot...
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Tahseen(sani) 4.90

92.
Bacon is bacon eggs r eggs don't let boys between your legs they say u look nice they say ur fine but 9 months later they'll say it ain't mine!
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anon. 4.90

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Someday you'll cry for me like i cried for you...someday you'll miss me like i missed you...someday you'll need me like i needed you...someday you'll love me, but i won't love you
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Farabi 4.90

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Girl: if we become engaged will u give me a ring? boy: sure, whats ur phone no.
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guess 4.90

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What did the drummer get on his IQ test? Drool...
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anon. 4.90

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