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111.
Whats black and white and goes ha ha ha? the nun that pushed her down
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rach 4.89

112.
Hard work has a future payoff. Laziness pays off NOW!
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anon. 4.89

113.
How do you save a man from drowning? Take yer foot of his head.
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anon. 4.89

114.
No matter how sad, no matter how sick, i feel better just thinking of you.... but im happier each time i send you a message coz i know... i'll be DISTURBING YOU
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elise 4.89

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Every cigarette makes life shorter for 11 min,and every good sex continious life for 45 min.so,smokers fuck for lifes!
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