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96.
Police have found a corpse badly burnt, no brain and a very large arse... Text me back so i know your ok.
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rux 4.90

97.
What is difference between Man & Monkey; the Man writes SMS & the Monkey reads it.
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Anju 4.90

98.
You'd better not be a dayfly and not having your day.
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anon. 4.90

99.
Whats black and white and read all over? a newspaper
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rach 4.90

100.
Hello I am a virus and I am entering your brain right now..... sorry I will leave, I can't find a brain
VOTE: 1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10
gryphon 4.90

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