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66.
I miss u I really miss u and I want 2 cum visit u but dis dumb security guard wont let me in the zoo without a ticket
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ts 4.92

67.
Why doesn't Jesus eat M and M's? Cos they fall through his hands.
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anon. 4.92

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A man got himself a puzzle game. it took him one hard year 2 finish it. he was so proud of himself bcoz on the side of the box it said 2 - 3 years
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Shalvin 4.91

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Get dressed, put some make up and get ready! i'm coming to get you at 8.00 pm! sender: god
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Veron 4.91

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Someday u may lose ur hair, ur teeth, & ur mind, but 1 thing u can't loose is ur good looks, coz u can't lose what u don't have!
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ONESHOT *MM* 4.91

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